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:: cue Neal Hefti theme music ::

I have just spent the last couple of hours chasing a brown bat around my attic; such is the price I pay for having a wooded area less than twenty feet from the back door.

The attic is semi-finished, insulated with foil-covered foam sheeting; the critter came in from behind one of the sheets, out the hole-in-the-wall where we store luggage and proceeded to introduce himself.

"HELLO!  I'M A BAT, AND I'LL FLY AROUND THE ROOM AND MAKE EVERYBODY FREAK OUT!!!!"

We tried to herd him with a broom and a wet towel (and heavy gloves!), but he was a quick little bugger (actually, he was pretty big, with a body about 4 inches long and a wingspan of about a foot.); at the moment, he appears to have escaped through a gep in the insulation in one of the dormers, which is a Good Thing, because he'll be able to find his way back outside, and for all I know, that's how he got in to begin with.

Bats are Profoundly Cool when they're outside doing bat-things, but when they come inside they're a major annoyance.

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Current Location: The attic (where else?)
Current Mood: anxious

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That's how many words I've written so far in the story of my Plucky Young Heroine; I'm embarrassed to admit how ridiculously long it's taken me to do that.  As there are fellow writers who can see this little pissant journal, I won't bother repeating the litany of excuses that writers always offer up (yes, I know I could be working on the story instead of writing this pissant journal!  Don't rub it in!).

I suppose it's just as well; the early ideas that would eventually grow into Tale of the Star Union first started to germinate way, way, way back in 1985.  I even have some character drawings from those days: buy me a few drinks at a con and I might consider showing them to you...or maybe not.  The art that I've commissioned and posted to the website is better by far.

I've noted with some amusement how a story morphs and evolves over time: ideas I thought were shite (but wrote down anyway), or too risqué, or something I was self-conscious about (but wrote down anyway) turn out to be somewhat less shite, or not as risqué as I first thought, or I Just Plain Don't Care Anymore if folks know I had that idea skulking around in the Dark and Eerie Place that is my head.

That last one there is a pretty recent addition, so I suppose it's a breakthrough of some kind: I was vacillating between putting in the vanilla version of a passage (which leaves a particular issue ambiguous) or the racy version (which makes that particular issue crystal clear)...and I decided to err on the side of clarity.  Go me!

With any luck, this won't come back later and bite me on the ass...

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Current Location: My cozy attic office
Current Mood: creative
Current Music: Space heaters

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Greetings, Gentle Readers (all n-1 of you)!

Yes, "travelling".  The British spelling.  Because Wifey and I have just returned from THREE WEEKS IN THE UK!!!!111oneoneeleven

A wild and wooly trip all over the bloody place.  A bit of holiday, a bit of business for Wifey, and a bit of research for Yours truly.

First stop: Stratford-upon-Avon.  Actually, we landed in London Gatwick, then immediately hopped on the train for Shakespeare's Home Town™.  We stayed at Hamlet House (I kid you not!), a nice little bed & breakfast.  Our hostess Yvonne had a pet parrot, an African Grey named Molly, who decided to waddle into the breakfast room one morning for a visit (Yvonne calls her a "cheeky little tart".).  The bird strolled in, big as life, gave Wifey a once-over, then decided the rung under my chair was more interesting.  After trying to get my attention for a bit, this silly parrot clamps onto my trouser leg and proceeds to climb me like a tree!

Just call me Ace Ventura.

We also took in a production of Romeo and Juliet and later had the pleasure of meeting both the young leads in the neighboring Dirty Duck pub.  The play had a Mario Puzo Godfather thing going on (pinstripes, fedoras, the whole gangster bit), and the leads had some wonderful chemistry.  But if I saw one more young buck wave a switchblade (or a wine bottle!) in front of his crotch I was going to throw something.  We got the "weapon=phallus" joke the first dozen times you told it!  Give it a rest already!

Second stop: Cardiff.  It was cold.  It was windy.  We wandered around looking at Doctor Who and Torchwood filming sites, and Christmas morning was positively surreal: nothing moving but the seagulls and the pigeons.  Bear in mind that this sort of Yuletide quietude is something of a novelty for me, as I used to live in the Washington DC Metro area, which never stops moving ever!

Third stop: Birmingham.  John Barrowman is playing the lead in a Robin Hood panto.  Great buffoonish fun!  John botched his lines, the Merry Men missed their cues, and Friar Tuck ran around in a dress (multiple dresses, actually...).  There was also a noisy annoying robot...hey, this is panto we're talking about!

We got to meet John at the stage door, where I took the opportunity to gloat that my action-figure collection was bigger than his (Barrowman is an incorrigible Barbie collector).  Wifey told me it was funny watching John and I square off, and he did allow that I might have more, given that I'm older than he is.

Fourth stop: Stirling and Edinburgh, with a quick side-trip to Nottingham, where Wifey met with a client.  Our purpose there was to research Hogmanay, the Scottish New Year celebration.  This is going to figure into the novel I'm writing (in the story there are Scottish settlers on Mars).

The party at Stirling Castle was great fun, with the band Deacon Blue headlining.

We also took in the musical Sunshine on Leith, which features the music of the Proclaimers.  A great show written by Stephen Greenhorn, who also has a couple of DW episodes to his credit.

Last stop, London. We've been here a number of times, but the real high point of the the trip was here.  We went to the Novello Theatre for Hamlet returns, and managed to get front row seats!  Add to that the fact that The Boy Wonder™ was back!  David Tennant was back in the saddle, having recovered from his much-lamented back injury.

We got to chat with him briefly at the stage door, where we presented him with a Hamlet action figure (complete with Yorick!) we'd had made.

Then it was back home.  Gah.  I'm still tired.

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Current Location: My attic office (all eccentric writers have one!)
Current Mood: exhausted
Current Music: electric space heaters

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Mark your calendars, Gentle Readers (all n-1 of you!), for the Able Spacer is about to make a (gasp!) political comment.

Ordinarily I keep my own counsel regarding matters political, because when the talk heads down that road folks tend to get all kinds of pissed off.

But this is a particularly momentous election, for reasons that have been (and will be repeatedly) discussed to death elsewhere.

I have to say that I'm not especially annoyed with the results, and that's about as much of a response as you're likely to get.

Let's hope the New Boss™ won't be the same as the Old Boss™...

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Current Location: My Inner Sanctum (no, the OTHER one!)
Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: an electric heater

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Yes, Gentle Readers (all n-1 of you!), everbody's favorite Able Spacer is now a Real Writer™!

By damn!

I hold in my hand my first...


(wait for it...)





(wait for it...)





(wait for it...)


...rejection.

What a damn nuisance. 

Ah well, I knew the job was dangerous when I took it.  I'll just have to keep throwing it until it sticks somewhere.

Meanwhile, another short story is in the works, and work continues on the novel.

Pimping the website again: Tales of the Star Union.  Look, be amused, and give me a vote of Crap or Non-crap.

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Current Location: My spacious attic office!
Current Mood: industrious
Current Music: The air conditioner

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 I was in the bookstore yesterday, and I took a peek at the new 4th edition D&D books.  This edition resembles its predecessors In Name Only.  The mechanics appear to be rather different, and the tone is much departed from the Venerable Old Game™ I was weaned on.

(I'm such a grognard...)

That is not to say that it's bad; the mechanics look pretty well thought out, and nothing really tripped my bullshit meter.  I guess my biggest question was "What's the point of this?"

D&D 4th Ed. is a rabbit hole I definitely won't be running down.

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Current Location: My office in the attic
Current Mood: confused
Current Music: An electric fan

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Well, Gentle Readers (all n-1 of you!), I've taken the plunge and decided to be a real writer!

I screwed my courage to the sticking place and submitted a short story to Orson Scott Card's InterGalactic Medicine Show.

I figure the absolute worst that can happen is they can say "You suck!  Bugger off!"

At best, they can throw money at me.

Three guesses as to which option I'd prefer...

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Current Location: my luxurious attic office
Current Mood: anxious
Current Music: wifey on the phone

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Greetings, Gentle Readers (all n-1 of you)!

Work on the New House™ has kept me hopping pretty much continuously and I haven't been able to concentrate on the story like I should. I'm a mite frustrated by this.

Blast it, I'm tired of sawing and varnishing and banging on nails! I want my art table back in place!

Yes, folks, bear witness to my first Pity Party of the year!

:: insert maudlin violin music ::

bitch moan kvetch gripe complain bitch moan kvetch gripe complain bitch moan kvetch gripe complain bitch moan kvetch gripe complain bitch moan kvetch gripe complain bitch moan kvetch gripe complain

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Current Location: In my Inner Sanctum (no, the other one!)
Current Mood: annoyed

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Time for a new entry, I suppose.

I'm writing a book. And I'm putting together a website that ties in with the setting.

Tales of the Star Union

I'd be Really Happy if my Gentle Readers (all n-1 of you) went and had a look-see.

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Yes, Gentle Readers™ (all n-1 of you), I am still alive (or what passes for it, anyway...).

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Current Location: In my Inner Sanctum (no, the *other* one!)
Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: A ticking wall clock

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